How else to do what you darn well please And accomplish it with so much ease? I believe I love you more than you know. Perhaps I felt too deeply, perhaps not enough; or maybe I died too. Then there you were working at a farm Wanted to grab you into my arm It was more than a crush. You are my queen and I am your King and together we can rule the world just as long as our love doesn't change. This version is popular today: When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew. Copyright © Year Posted 2016 Funny Love Poem The name's Ike.
I enjoyed my role and felt challenged when he fell in love. Stephanie Our Love Lasts When strong winds blow love away, I know ours is here to stay, our love is pure, it comes from the heart, it can not be broken even with a hateful dart, so I'm telling this to you today, our love will last, it is here to stay. Its soft sweet whisper tells me everything to say. Retired Romance was the name, Spoke about meetin' my wife, She's here with me, name is Jane. Randomling 9: Joyce Kilmer 2015 I think that I shall never see A man as useful as a tree. Amazed I feel just steps away.
Sweet memories faded to shadow as my heart fell to pieces inside me. Wings flickering like a dying candle flame, They shimmer like jewels in the light Where did you come from butterfly? When I got a good look, that was all that it took! I had always liked shoes, so thought I would choose a job in a classy shoe store. I miss you, like the desert misses the rain like an addict without cocaine, like a kiss that misses lips like actors without their scripts. Then peace and love had flourished, we needed to get funky and do our thing We needed a place to get our groove on, so the discos were the scene The threads we wore back then were styling, some were off the hook! You looked so so fine I wanted to ask you out for a dine It was more than a crush. These top poems in list format are the best examples of funny love poems written by PoetrySoup members Search for Funny Love poems, articles about Funny Love poems, poetry blogs, or anything else Funny Love poem related using the PoetrySoup search engine at the top of the page.
I want to be with you for the rest of my life, I love you so much I want to make you my wife. Not everything is explained or understood, like music by a one arm man playing a violin. And amazed I am, To feel just steps away. Hit with a sense of as yet, an unearthed passion Can this vision be the dream of a love's unmasking. Copyright © Year Posted 2009 Funny Love Poem Let's go through the rules for having a side chick I know a lot of people won't like this A few guys get one, when their relationship starts to get strain Make sure you save your side chicks number under a mans name Delete all messages that may look suspicious Text her like she's a friend, don't put any kisses Don't fall in love or try to fulfill all her wishes Always remember she's nothing but a mistress Never buy a present for a side chick Only give her a present if your main girl didn't like it Never spend time with her on Christmas or an important day Cause she's just meant for fun, she's not meant to stay Don't slip away from quality time with your main girl, to contact her Your main girl is your priority, your side chick doesn't matter If you've got a girl you adore and are happy with where your life is Then you're dumb if you go and get a side chick Copyright © Year Posted 2017 Funny Love Poem She jiggled like pink jello into the store with platinum blonde hair and red rouge on her face the shoe clerk mumbled it must be 1950's day watching her strut around with a hanky made out of lace She said hi hon you know why I'm here he replied let me guess, you wear a size eight she said well if the shoe fits I might as well wear it and maybe later if you get lucky you can be my date So she scouted around and found a pair and sat down with tight dress flair he thought to himself I think I'm in love with Mae West looking her up and down and at her chest He gently took her foot and slid her old high heel off his hand sliding up and starting to cruise she batted her eyelashes and said oh keep it coming, she toyed saying, why don't you come up and see me later big boy With that he winked and slid the new heels on watching her walk around like Mae West she said you know I know you like me big boy but my eyes are up here and not on my chest With that he gave her a long wolf whistle and said you know I just can't resist now stop acting your shoe size sexy pulling her towards him giving her a passionate kiss She whispered hon is that your gun or are you just happy to see me he said guess what my little chickadee tonight you can be my Bacall and I'll be your Bogie With that she left the store with customers galore staring, whispering and looking aghast he said out loud, come on.
At eleven years old I had my magic wink. Or was it the twinkle in her smile that shone like polished ivory, reminding me of the legalities of elephantine tusks, and the slippery slope of falling for that gracious grin and hallowed hope. That guy, very hairy made Big Foot less scary. Randomling 20: Opposites Attract i am matter---love, antimatter never to meet save to explode i am space, love is time parallel dimensions never to meet Randomling 21: Puppy Love I ride a leaky newspaper raft Adrift on the linoleum Anxiously awaiting an An attack of smelly squirming happiness covered in fuzz: Puppy love. Awed by the hint of sparkle in your eye A lump in the throat, followed by a sigh.
I wanted you to go with me, To meet my wife down by the sea. I'm nothing without your kiss. They don't see what I see when I look into your eyes mikala Discovering Feelings at Midnight I feel it tonight, under the moon's light. I can't live without you in my life. Daria Rodriguez A Butterfly Inside Where did you come from butterfly So elegant and lovely in flight? It could just be, she's got a lasso on my heart, that takes delight in my vertigo - flipping and flopping much like an oval shaped wheel. But he married her and then I knew that my sons heart had love for two. You don't know what it's like To be me looking at you! I wish she could just be able to see.
But I sure am in love with my puppy, Every night when we cuddle in bed. Follow poetry to the bitter end, And there find death, its bosom friend. Jared Croes Recommend this on Google: I I We are only publishers of this poems, not authors. People call a famous man lucky, because he is so well known. The character Fenton was speaking to the character Anne originally Nannetta : When I saw you I fell in love, And you smile Because you know it.
This odd creature so tall made Shaquille look too small. Fed by constant wishes, Feeding with a crave. The stars and the moon are our symbols of love. I looked up Can you guess who was there? You showed up tried to hug me hello. I'd say she's a catch, but that would be cheesy though that does bring to mind her chef-like tendencies, plopping strawberries on my tongue with little tidbits of Wisconsin sharp cheddar It could just be, that life according to Miss Ooh-La-La couldn't get any better. Then a man I could not see too well crossed my path at a fancy hotel. But dang, if'n it ain't over soon, we'll have ta call me in a vet! I believe we were destined to meet.